Theater on the Square- Indy

Theater on the Square announces it 2009-2010. It include JEWTOPIA the longest running off broadway comedy ever.



2009-2010 Season

UG! THE CAVEMAN MUSICAL
September 18 through October 17, 2009
Ug and his feisty tribe of Neanderthals are feasting on a tasty dinner of wild boar when he decides to tell one of his many feats of bravery by reenacting the event. "Pretend it isn't now," he tells them, "pretend it is then." Without knowing it, Ug has invented theatre, an entirely new way of telling stories. The tribe all agrees that this thing Ug calls a "play" is so lifelike and gripping, no one will ever want to have a story told any other way.

IN BED WITH CHUCK AND LOIS By Joni Hilton, author of our best-selling show of 2008/2009 Does This Show Make My Butt Look Fat?
November 6 through November 28, 2009
Coming home from a party, Chuck is hoping for some action; Lois, his wife, just wants to go to sleep. We hear both their conversation and have the added benefit of hearing their true thoughts as relayed by their alter egos who are present. But neither one of them get their way because chaos ensues when Lois' dead beat brother, Gary, smashes his trailer into their house. And that's just the start of our story...

JEWTOPIA
December 4, 2009 through January 2, 2010
Jewtopia tells the story of Chris, a gentile, wants to marry a Jewish girl so he'll never have to make another decision and Adam, a Jew, wants to marry a Jewish girl to please his family, but can't get a date to save his life. After meeting at a Jewish singles mixer, Adam and Chris form a secret pact. Chris promises that he will help Adam find the Jewish girl of his dreams and show him "Jewtopia", but only if Adam will help Chris shed his gentile-ness and bring him undercover into the Jewish world. Stereotypes collide, cultures clash and chaos ensues!

MY FIRST TIME
January 8 through January 30, 2010
If you did it, you probably remember it. And now you can hear about everyone else's! See it with your friends or significant other, because this show will have you laughing and reminiscing about your own first time?and thinking about your next time! Based on the true accounts of first time encounters as written anonymously on the revolutionary My First Time website.

THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS OF A TRAILER TRASH HOUSEWIFE By Del Shores, author of our biggest hits Southern Baptist Sissies, Sordid Lives and Daddy's Dyin' Who's Got the Will?
February 5 through March 6, 2010
Willi's abusive husband won't let her get a job. Her best and only friend, a large black woman who lives next door, worries about her constantly, always concerned that Willi's husband will end up killing her. A new woman comes to live in the trailer park and ends up having an affair with Willi's husband. When she finds out, Willi decides to get a job, a first step on the way to liberating herself, but her husband will have none of it and quotes the bible about how a wife is supposed to obey her husband. A blues singer weaves songs into the action, commenting upon Willi's situation and urging her toward decisive action.

AVOW
March 19 through April 10, 2010
Brian and Tom ask their liberal and forward-thinking parish priest, Father Raymond, to witness and bless their vows to each other. Although Father Raymond understands their affection for each other, he holds that they must live a celibate life if they wish to be part of the Church. Brian is outraged! His sister, Irene, is pregnant out of wedlock and he has convinced her to have the baby, which he and Tom will adopt. Irene, desiring nothing more than her brother's happiness and security, tries to mediate between Brian and Tom and Father Raymond. Tom's and Brian's catalytic request creates five separate and linked spiritual journeys, each seeking to balance passion and faith.

NONE OF THE ABOVE
April 30 through May 22, 2010
Jamie, 17, a sophisticated New York City private school student, answers the door one day expecting her drug dealer-and instead finds her SAT tutor. Things degenerate from there. First Jamie tries to get out of being tutored and then she tries to cut a deal with the tutor, Clark. He doesn't have much sympathy for her plight. They clash right away and seem to have very different values and priorities. But as the play progresses, Jamie and Clark negotiate an unusual pact. Think Bill Gates meets Elle Woods.

THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL
May 28 through June 26, 2010
The return of the most popular show in Theatre on the Square history! Complete with the sensational original cast, twirling trailers and raucous live band! There's a new tenant at Armadillo Acres-and she's wreaking havoc all over Florida's most exclusive trailer park. When Pippi, the stripper on the run, comes between the Dr. Phil-loving, agoraphobic Jeannie Garstecki and her tollbooth collector husband-the storms begin to brew.