Wild Party lyric Madalaine the Lesbian song

MADELAINE
At the bar there's a girl in the shadowSitting still like a nun unknown.
Though an attic full of strangersMay hold many hidden dangersThere's a quality I like - She's alone.
So I pause And I wink And I shudderJust to bring her attention in line
While her pastures may be greenerI can tell by her demeanorShe's mine!
(The girl falls off her chair, dead drunk.)
That's fine:I need a good-natured, old-fashioned Lesbian love story
The kind of tale my mama used to tell.
Where the girls were so sweetAnd the music would swell
And in the end the queen would send the men off to hell.
What is that mild-mannered, old-fashioned Lesbian love story
Where people knew exactly who they were?
I want the story of yoreThat they don't sing anymore
To an old-fashioned dyke like her.
See that girl on the bed, how she wants me.
She's a bee I could free from the hive.
I would never dare deceive her
She's a very clever beaverWith a quality I like - She's alive.
So I pause And I twitchIn the silence
While I pray that she'll play out this hand.
But I feel my intuitionSaying "Notice her position" - Start the band!
(The girl is embraced by a man.)She's clearly manned.I planned a well-rendered, one-genderedLesbian love story
With good old-fashioned sex in every line
Where girls with tattoos would whimper and whine
"While on all fours, you show me yoursAnd I'll show you mine."
I miss that soft-hearted, old-fashionedLesbian love story
Where women wrestle bears and passersby
.The kind of story so good
That they won't tell in my 'hood
To an old-fashioned dyke like -
I'm gorgeousI'm singleI'm bustin' with laughs
So whyCan't I Be just in two short paragraphs of aYou betcha, damn funnyLesbian love story
The kind of yarn that turns a girl to mush
.Choose from hundreds of blondes
But when shove comes push
I understand a bird in hand's worth two in the bush.Sweet Jesus!
Let's hear that old-fashioned Lesbian love storyWhere girls are girls And boys stay out to sea.
I'll write a new one and thenI'll make them tell it again
To an old-fashioned dykeLike me!