I'm sure someone in my Basement

My next door neighbors were robbed this afternoon. Yes! this afternoon. Now my imgination is going wild. Currently I sure someone is in my basement. Tucked somewhere with 3 kitty litter boxes, laurdy that needs to washed, Christsmas wrapping paper and innumberable boxes to go through when I'm retire is a live,breathng human being. As its gotten later in the evening this person his gotten bigger, older and meaner. As of the last 10 minutes he's a 37 year old drug crazed bodybuilder.Just earlier this afternoon he was a mix-up 14 year old. Oy Vey Probably later tonight it going to be 67 year with a Magnum and blackbelt. Anyway I need to go down to my basement and I'm afraid very afraid