Size Fat Ass

Currently I'm working at trying to lose some weight. I'm not having much success but its still early in the game. At the nursing home where I work, one of the resident would request PJ evening and say I need size fat ass. As my waist increases at a alarming rate I look for the label to say Fat Ass. It never does. But I know the true if fit around the waist it guarantee to fall below my crack the first time I sit down. If I go a little bigger there going to fall down when I'm walking, especially if I'm carrying groceries with no free hand to pull them up. I show my ass more then a stripper does. Maybe pants just ought to labeled fat ass after a certain waist size, Fat Ass #1 Big Fat Ass then maybe Huge fat Ass. Lord help us what a fat Ass.